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Grandma raper, old pussy licker. Lithuanian Pussy fucker
Grandma: OH NO ITS AISTIS
Aistis by Grabullukas June 7, 2023
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asstised 

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.
Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

musitional arstistical playlist choice 

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music
Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice
Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.
Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
Austist by lmperfect January 29, 2017
The name of a crazy group of Jets fans, something like the packer's cheeseheads but instead of wearing cheesehats to the games they like drinking taro tapioca and dressing real fly.
Yo homie we're gonna kick it up real fly and get some taro tapiocas and join astisya at a Jets game.
astisya by Tiki B@rber January 17, 2007
An aismist is someone that rejects whatever bullshit ism or ist you want to assert on them and thus rejects all the baggage you want to assign them with your preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.
Aismist (eh-ism-ist)

Hey religious and/ or atheist kooks I am an Aismist and think for myself thus I reject all your stupid fucking ism and ist labels you want to assign me.
aismist by AngryMrBungle May 21, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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