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Better'n's Administration 

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".
The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.
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School Administrator 

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.
When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

System Administrator 

That wanker that won't let you do anything fun with your time
Mate 1- Did you talk to that bouncer last night?
Mate 2- Yeah he was definitely a System Administrator

Staff Administrator 

The levels awarded on the popular Pokemon forum, PokeCommunity, when the user isn't good enough to have the real Administrator title.
Arcanine is a Staff Administrator, while Kairi is a full Administrator.
Staff Administrator by JKaizer January 16, 2005

student administrator

Originated by Germany and spreaded around the world like a disease.The person who wishes to have his offices cleaned up by others. Usually he has smelly feet and doesn't do anything during his worktime. This person usually says that has a lot of things to do during the day and never pays any attention to his students. His cooperatives usually think that he is a pain in the ass.
The student administrator told me that he will give me the certificate in two days. That was 4 week ago.

System Administrator 

The profile on the computer that has access to all the system settings.
click start then control panel for XP users.
System Administrator by Lisette October 23, 2004