5 definitions by Lisette

System Administrator

The profile on the computer that has access to all the system settings.

click start then control panel for XP users.

by Lisette October 23, 2004

wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.

Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...

by Lisette April 5, 2005

wand

the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.

Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

spellbook

the buttocks!!!...yeah.

Syn: ass, butt, tush, hiney, deriair, behind, rear, etc, etc

Roleplay Father: I hope you learned your lesson, little girl...

Roleplay Daughter: Yes, Daddy, I did but...my spellbook hurts like a mutha!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

cauldrons

a female's bosoms!!! ... breasts

Syn: jugs, tits, knockers, chi-chis, honkers, melons, bazongas, tetas, etc.

Beavis: Damn!!! Check out her rack!

Butthead: I've never seen such gigantic cauldrons!

by Lisette April 5, 2005