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adelphia 

a crappy-ass internet and cable provider. They really need to stop sucking so hard.
Jim: why did you get offline and then back online every 20 minutes for the past 3 hours?
Tim: Adelphia sucks my balls
adelphia by where am I? June 11, 2006
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Adelphia 

The most undeniably sexy beautiful person. Amazing in bed sucks balls. Goes through moods never know what you are going to get. If you get an Adelphia your blessed. Always in her feelings good or bad. Adelphia's are the down for anything in the bed. Adelphia's are counselors always lending a ear and giving advice.
Look at Adelphia she is Beautiful. That girl Adelphia in her feelings again. Adelphia done said something off the wall again.
Adelphia by LookatmeI'MBeautiful December 20, 2016

Adelphia 

Another shortening of Philadelphia, used in a similar sense to that of "Philly".

Can also refer to:
1). a dead cable company
2). the A Skylit Drive album, after Wires...and the Concept of Breathing & before Identity on Fire
1). I went to Adelphia last night.
2). Suck my balls, Adelphia!
3). Did you listen to Adelphia?
Adelphia by 7568ino December 2, 2023

adelphia'd

The act of getting booted offline by a shitty ISP.
Man, Matt you shoulda seen me today, I was going 30:2 on dust and all of a sudden I got adelphia'd.
adelphia'd by Rob May 31, 2003

Adelphikos

A fraternity in Western PA at Grove city... guys who know how to rock both the early morning class, and the late night party. Men of Honor, Men of Courage; they may not be a National Frat, but their class, standards, and style, are universal.
did you hit up the Adels last night? Not only did they win IF frisbee... but they threw an awesome party afterwards...

I wish I were an Adel...

Everyone wishes they were a member of the Adelphikos Frat
Adelphikos by Pwnzorder January 3, 2012

adelphirexia 

To have incestuous feelings towards one's nephew. Mostly prevelent in Arabic cultures such as 'Little Bagdad' A.K.A the Edgeware Road in London. Belived to have originated from Shaam el Bedford Wadi in Swampistan.
Mohammed: " most illustrious sister of a thousand camels flatus, I wish to inform you that I have a obtained a state of tumescence in my pink oboe over our Yousef. Is this normal?"

Habibi: " yes, my most glorious of æÇäßÑ ãÚ ÞÖíÈ ÕÛíÑ . Our father Daoud was also a champion of adelphirexia, and he end up in a lovely garden with 99 Virginians being nice to him all day long!"
adelphirexia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Adelphithymia 

An incestuous desire for one's niece
Technically I'm an uncle, but I'm the same age as my niece, but she's so smoking hot, I can't help but want to tap that. I may be suffering from adelphithymia!
Adelphithymia by Siodhachan August 24, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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