adelphia

a crappy-ass internet and cable provider. They really need to stop sucking so hard.

Jim: why did you get offline and then back online every 20 minutes for the past 3 hours?
Tim: Adelphia sucks my balls

by where am I? June 11, 2006

Adelphia

The most undeniably sexy beautiful person. Amazing in bed sucks balls. Goes through moods never know what you are going to get. If you get an Adelphia your blessed. Always in her feelings good or bad. Adelphia's are the down for anything in the bed. Adelphia's are counselors always lending a ear and giving advice.

Look at Adelphia she is Beautiful. That girl Adelphia in her feelings again. Adelphia done said something off the wall again.

by LookatmeI'MBeautiful December 20, 2016

Adelphia

Another shortening of Philadelphia, used in a similar sense to that of "Philly".

Can also refer to:
1). a dead cable company
2). the A Skylit Drive album, after Wires...and the Concept of Breathing & before Identity on Fire

1). I went to Adelphia last night.
2). Suck my balls, Adelphia!
3). Did you listen to Adelphia?

by 7568ino December 2, 2023

adelphia'd

The act of getting booted offline by a shitty ISP.

Man, Matt you shoulda seen me today, I was going 30:2 on dust and all of a sudden I got adelphia'd.

by Rob May 31, 2003

Adelphikos

A fraternity in Western PA at Grove city... guys who know how to rock both the early morning class, and the late night party. Men of Honor, Men of Courage; they may not be a National Frat, but their class, standards, and style, are universal.

did you hit up the Adels last night? Not only did they win IF frisbee... but they threw an awesome party afterwards...

I wish I were an Adel...

Everyone wishes they were a member of the Adelphikos Frat

by Pwnzorder January 3, 2012

adelphirexia

To have incestuous feelings towards one's nephew. Mostly prevelent in Arabic cultures such as 'Little Bagdad' A.K.A the Edgeware Road in London. Belived to have originated from Shaam el Bedford Wadi in Swampistan.

Mohammed: " most illustrious sister of a thousand camels flatus, I wish to inform you that I have a obtained a state of tumescence in my pink oboe over our Yousef. Is this normal?"

Habibi: " yes, my most glorious of æÇäßÑ ãÚ ÞÖíÈ ÕÛíÑ . Our father Daoud was also a champion of adelphirexia, and he end up in a lovely garden with 99 Virginians being nice to him all day long!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Adelphithymia

An incestuous desire for one's niece

Technically I'm an uncle, but I'm the same age as my niece, but she's so smoking hot, I can't help but want to tap that. I may be suffering from adelphithymia!

by Siodhachan August 24, 2011