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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

TTDTDE

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
A mathcore band from Murfreesboro that, to the dismay of older concertgoers, really had nothing to do with Tony Danza. Otherwise, it's accidentally the heaviest shit imaginable

An example of TTDTDE doing their {un}usual dissonant debauchery is on "Vicki Mayhem" from Danza III: The Series of Unfortunate Events.

by 7568ino April 21, 2025

Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025

2025

Not a good year for America

== set in 2024 ==
Time Traveler: "Hello, I come from 2025 to warn you about the future of the United States."
Guy: "Huh? What's wrong?"
Time Traveler: "Donald Trump will be re-elected for a second term, place stupid people in his cabinet, hire Elon Musk as his advisor, and crash the stock market worldwide."
Guy: *leaves the continent*

by 7568ino April 13, 2025

Jason Bynum

Paramore's original rhythm guitarist from formation in 2004 until after the release of the band's debut album "All We Know Is Falling" in 2005.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.

AWKIF lineup:
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)

by 7568ino April 6, 2025

Rites of Spring

If Green Day are the fathers of all motherfuckers, then these guys are the fathers of emo.

1983 — 1986

"But I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked"
– 'For Want Of' from Rites of Spring's 1985 self-titled debut album

by 7568ino March 30, 2025