absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not

"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"

by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022

absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

Absolutely Totally

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.

You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!

by madsocks May 19, 2011

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.

Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.

by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021

absolutelyatroned

When you get absolutely accrondonated from beer.

lets go down the nags head and get absolutelyatroned and throw peanuts at wiff.

by MuelJam January 22, 2009