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absolutelyn't 

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not
"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"
absolutelyn't by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022
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absolutey tooty 

goofy way of saying absolutely
did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty
absolutey tooty by pussy bee October 26, 2019

Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.
Absolutely The Fish by Blagardson October 10, 2009

Absolutely Totally 

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.
You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian 

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.
Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas 

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.
Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.

absolutelyatroned 

When you get absolutely accrondonated from beer.
lets go down the nags head and get absolutelyatroned and throw peanuts at wiff.
absolutelyatroned by MuelJam January 22, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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