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Absotively
A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010
Abbotted
Term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served.
Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
(Server brings out food for everyone but Chris)
Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Abbotted by Sn0w13allz July 29, 2009
Abnotopia
Eric and Kim took a long bike ride during the global pandemic. The good ride and good weather gave them a feeling of abnotopia.
Abnotopia by smalljones March 28, 2020
Newton Abbot
A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011
The Abbot
The Abbot by The 4th Horseman August 6, 2008
Abbottsfield
Abbottsfield by Aaron:) June 18, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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