Abrotion

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.

Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."

by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007

Abrotion

Leaving your friend behind or ditching them shortly after arriving to a party.

Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.

by Ragdoll Farcists June 6, 2019

abrotion

stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing

Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.

by raz2334 May 9, 2012

Abrotion

When a bro has his broness removed by his female or signifigant other.

Dude I asked eric to go to the bar with us but his woman wouldn't let him go. I think he's gotten an abrotion."

by phylar August 6, 2011

Abrotion

That special sinking feeling you get when you do something and you instantly realize that you've damned yourself with that action.

Oh shit, did I just do that? I'm totally getting an abrotion right now.

by Pankster March 31, 2009

Abrotion

When 2 guys decide they don't want to be friends anymore

We were friends for years, but when his whole attitude changed, I couldn't handle it anymore. I had to give him an abrotion to get him out of my life.

by SykoX13 June 9, 2025

Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria

A very bad,no good,horrible restaurant that should be closed in a day by an admin on the darkRP server.

Hey Todd? Have you heard about that one restaurant? Thats just a Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria. Dont go there

by Norton ,am February 24, 2020