A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
by YaGirlNextDoor January 16, 2010
Person 1: I am absotively sure about this.
Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.
Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.
by Kheyenne September 25, 2017
absolutely positively
by Doug Ordunio January 08, 2003
by The Missile April 14, 2013
A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.
by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010
A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".
This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"
This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"
Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)
by DocRob11 July 10, 2010
Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.
Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly
Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly
by softball_queen January 04, 2008