smalljones's definitions

Abnotopia

the sensation of doing something normal in abnormal times

Eric and Kim took a long bike ride during the global pandemic. The good ride and good weather gave them a feeling of abnotopia.

by smalljones March 28, 2020

guytext

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.

Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.

by smalljones July 6, 2014

Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.

Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.

by smalljones August 23, 2020

Hydroxychloroquine

Boomer Version of the Tide Pod challenge

Hydroxychloroquine? That untested stuff what can blind you? No way, it's just the Boomer Version of the Tide Pod challenge.

by smalljones April 11, 2020

Abnophoria

Feeling elation in an abnormally weird or scary time

When they heard their neighbors singing from their balconies, they forgot about the pandemic and laughed. They were clearly in a state of abnophoria.

by smalljones March 28, 2020

zoomboomafooed

The state of aggravating fatigue resulting from too much time on Zoom.

After a full day spent on Zoom, Tim was ready to go ape. He was totally Zoomboomafooed

by smalljones April 14, 2020

Vaguean

Vaguean (alternative form Vaguen)
feeding exclusively on indeterminate food sources such as soup, stew, casserole, and certain salads.

Jimmy will eat anything as long as he doesn’t know what it is. As a vaguean , he’ll eat a snake or turnip in a soup, stew, or casserole and not be bothered at all, but let him see a single carrot or fish no matter how battered up and he freaks out

by smalljones July 18, 2020