8 definitions by smalljones

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.
Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.
by smalljones July 6, 2014
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A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.
Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
by smalljones August 23, 2020
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Boomer Version of the Tide Pod challenge
Hydroxychloroquine? That untested stuff what can blind you? No way, it's just the Boomer Version of the Tide Pod challenge.
by smalljones April 11, 2020
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Feeling elation in an abnormally weird or scary time
When they heard their neighbors singing from their balconies, they forgot about the pandemic and laughed. They were clearly in a state of abnophoria.
by smalljones March 28, 2020
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the sensation of doing something normal in abnormal times
Eric and Kim took a long bike ride during the global pandemic. The good ride and good weather gave them a feeling of abnotopia.
by smalljones March 28, 2020
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The feeling of sheer exhaustion after a day of online conferencing. Related to being overSkyped, WebEx-hausted, TooFaceTimed, but broadly covering all or a mix of such specific tools.
Sally spent today on Zoom, WebEx, Teams, FaceTime, and Skype. By 8pm, she fell asleep from videotigue.
by smalljones April 14, 2020
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Vaguean (alternative form Vaguen)
feeding exclusively on indeterminate food sources such as soup, stew, casserole, and certain salads.
Jimmy will eat anything as long as he doesn’t know what it is. As a vaguean , he’ll eat a snake or turnip in a soup, stew, or casserole and not be bothered at all, but let him see a single carrot or fish no matter how battered up and he freaks out
by smalljones July 18, 2020
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