Absotively 

A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.

Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.

Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

absotively 

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

absotively by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

absotively 

The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.

Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.

absotively by The Missile April 14, 2013

Absotively 

Another word for absolutely; used by someone who may forget things

Person 1: I am absotively sure about this.

Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.

Absotively by Kheyenne September 29, 2017

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

Absotively Posilutely 

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

Absotively Posilutely by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

Absotively Posilutely 

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by softball_queen January 8, 2009