Absotively 

A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.

Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.

Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

absotively 

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

absotively by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

absotively 

The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.

Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.

absotively by The Missile April 14, 2013

Absotively 

Another word for absolutely; used by someone who may forget things

Person 1: I am absotively sure about this.

Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.

Absotively by Kheyenne September 29, 2017

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

Absotively Posilutely 

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

Absotively Posilutely by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

Absotively Posilutely 

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, [Disney Channel]'s brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by softball_queen January 8, 2009