Abdopt

Verb. (abdoption, abdopted, abdopting) Refers to the practise of acquiring an animal (usually a cat) by feeding and housing it, and then partially assuming ownership even though it clearly is domestic and had a previous owner. Often in an abdoption, the new self-proclaimed 'owners' are reluctant to take the cat to a vet clinic to check for a microchip or to put up missing pet flyers.

"My cat Fred is adorable! He just loves his jelly meat!"
"He's not your cat, you abdopted him."

Abdopt by Wokkawokkawokka September 17, 2018

abdopt

When you steal a child and raise them as your own.

If the child is obtained through human trafficking, the payment is typically laundered through a fake, massively expensive purchase at an online retailer like Etsy or Overstock.com.

"My $10,900 nightstand from Perigold came with a kid inside, so we decided to abdopt."

abdopt by WayfairConspiracyIsNotReal July 12, 2020

Adoptoraptor 

A person who adopts a child for his/her own selfish needs.

Adoptoraptors are known to adopt children from overseas because they never want the child to be able to find his/her biological parents. The adopted child's biological history, ethncity, and culture are irrelevant to an adoptoraptor because the child's needs are not what is important.

Adoptoraptors who adopt within their own country use their money to pay off corrupt adoption agencies that facilitate adoptions where the fathers are never informed that they have a child and their rights are stripped. The agencies they use coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to give up their children to the adoption machine so that they can be sold to adoptoraptors.

Adoptoraptors do not want their child to ever know his/her biological parents or family. They support immoral legislation that seals an adoptee's original birth certificate and replaces it with a falsified amended one listing the adopted parents as the biological parents.

Adoptoraptors like to frequent adoptee blogs where they can belittle adopted persons for fun. They like to label adoptees as "angry", "angsty", "ungrateful", etc. for wanting to know their biological histories.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are adoptoraptors. Madonna is an adoptoraptor. Katherine Hiegl is an adoptoraptor. Sandra Bullock is an adoptoraptor.

Adoptoraptor by ChrisMara December 28, 2011

Adoption

An "adoption" in chess is when one player beats another 10 in a row in the same time control, with no draws.

An adoption occurred on Chess Grandmaster Eric Hansen's twitch stream when he was challenged by Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura and proceeded to lose ten games in a row to Hikaru.

Adoption by VictoryCondition March 5, 2019

Adopteesplaining

Adopteesplaining is when people other than adoptees try to speak for adoptees as if they know what they are thinking, feeling, etc. Many adoptive parents seem to think they are the experts on the adopted experience, when the real experts are the adopted persons themselves. Only the people disconnected from their biological families and given falsified birth certificates can truly describe this experience correctly.

Adopteesplaining is often used by adoptoraptors who adopted a child to fulfill their own selfish needs and desires.

“Five year old Mary has been in foster care for 9 months and is so excited to be adopted by her foster family.” said the adoption agency worker. Mary did not speak for herself. Adopteesplaining was used to project feelings and thoughts about Mary and for Mary.

Adopteesplaining by ChristineMars July 15, 2018

Mum, am I adopted? 

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

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Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

Mum, am I adopted? by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021

adopted 

the thing that i get told everyday

you be adopted

adopted by child hood obesity August 20, 2019