11 definition by child hood obesity

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the thing that i get told everyday
you be adopted
by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

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he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell
jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman
by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

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the children version of cocaine
yo you got the skittles year i got the skittles that'll be 10 dollars
by child hood obesity March 01, 2021

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a thing when men have their periods but it is blue and look like they just came out of an avatar or it means you need to lose some weight and get jacked you fat old bitch
you suffer child hood obesity
by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

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a child who flexes that he has a roblox girlfriend but in reality it is just a 70 year old pedo in his front yard a bout to molester him and traumatize him for the rest of his life but he is thicccccccccccccccccccc
your such a god damn Barry
by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

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is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon
he is here who SATANIC ELMO
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by child hood obesity October 15, 2019

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The guy that beats me with his pink rubbery sticks every night
oh fuck UNCLE stop its hurting now
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by child hood obesity June 10, 2020

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