by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Adopted: You
mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)
by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018
by Aly Boss Ginnetti January 25, 2009
Its what you are
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
A orphan who was raised in a non-biological family
Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
by Not Adopted February 14, 2018
Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!
by Thomas Johnson June 06, 2003