abdopt

When you steal a child and raise them as your own.

If the child is obtained through human trafficking, the payment is typically laundered through a fake, massively expensive purchase at an online retailer like Etsy or Overstock.com.

"My $10,900 nightstand from Perigold came with a kid inside, so we decided to abdopt."

by WayfairConspiracyIsNotReal July 12, 2020