aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016

adonitist 

The religion of worshipping fat curvy ass

Jeffery is an adonitist

adonitist by Yeetis October 22, 2020

Afrotitis 

n. (Aff-row-TIT-iss) The boobs of a man with a large collection of hair.

By golly! That man has a large amount of afrotitis on him!

Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

Afrotitis 

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs

Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!

Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

Afroitis 

It's symptoms include impaired vision, unavoidable lose of objects, sleepyheadedness and what may be perceived as laziness, but is actually Afroitis causing 'island-time-itis'. It's often associated with reggae, hip hop and blues. And often perceived as a 'gateway' to drug and substance abuse, although there is no scientific prof.

Damn...where is that comb?! Oh, it's stuck in my Afro...damn my Afroitis! Where did I put that bong?

Afroitis by Jenlouise July 27, 2010

agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever

i used my agronitis to do my math homework

agronitis by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011