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Afroitis 

It's symptoms include impaired vision, unavoidable lose of objects, sleepyheadedness and what may be perceived as laziness, but is actually Afroitis causing 'island-time-itis'. It's often associated with reggae, hip hop and blues. And often perceived as a 'gateway' to drug and substance abuse, although there is no scientific prof.
Damn...where is that comb?! Oh, it's stuck in my Afro...damn my Afroitis! Where did I put that bong?
Afroitis by Jenlouise July 27, 2010
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Afrotitis 

n. (Aff-row-TIT-iss) The boobs of a man with a large collection of hair.
By golly! That man has a large amount of afrotitis on him!
Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011
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Afrotitis 

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs
Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!
Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011
Of Afroid persuasion.

A belief in Africanism.
Afroidism is at the core of Pan-Africanist doctrine.

Afroidissonance 

Afroidissonance (noun): A concept denoting the dissonance, tension, and socio-legal
discord that emerges when non-African and/or especially Euro-centric or Western political
frameworks, social norms, cultural expectations, legal and/or constitutional principles are
uncritically and biasedly imposed upon African cultural customs and traditional norms.
This term captures the structural and ideological incongruities that arise from such inconsiderate and
injudicious applications, highlighting the destabilizing effects of colonial and neo-colonial legacies on
the integrity of indigenous and sometimes divergent systems of governance, justice, and social cohesion.
Afroidissonance emphasizes the clash between external normative impositions and the rich, context-sensitive
wisdom of African traditions, calling attention to the urgent need for culturally attuned and
contextually nuanced approaches in socio-legal reform and governance.
Afroidissonance by anonymous January 4, 2025

Afroidissonance 

Afroidissonance (noun): A concept denoting the dissonance, tension, and socio-legal
discord that emerges when non-African and/or especially Euro-centric or Western political
frameworks, social norms, cultural expectations, legal and/or constitutional principles are
uncritically and biasedly imposed upon African cultural customs and traditional norms.
This term captures the structural and ideological incongruities that arise from such inconsiderate and
injudicious applications, highlighting the destabilizing effects of colonial and neo-colonial legacies on
the integrity of indigenous and sometimes divergent systems of governance, justice, and social cohesion.
Afroidissonance emphasizes the clash between external normative impositions and the rich, context-sensitive
wisdom of African traditions, calling attention to the urgent need for culturally attuned and
contextually nuanced approaches in socio-legal reform and governance.
Afroidissonance by anonymous January 4, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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