Alkonitis 

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

Alkonitis by Halcona April 9, 2021

adonitist 

The religion of worshipping fat curvy ass

Jeffery is an adonitist

adonitist by Yeetis October 22, 2020

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever

i used my agronitis to do my math homework

agronitis by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

anonitis

The disease that is carried via anons in a chat. Touching or being touched by anon will almost certainly give you anonitis.

anon1: *touches you*
Person1: EWWW. I have anonitis! ='(
Person2: *runs from anon and Person1*
Person3: Anonitis? LANMAO.

anonitis by Leanne and Dan March 25, 2008

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

Alanitis by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016