Alkonitis

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

by Halcona April 9, 2021

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The religion of worshipping fat curvy ass

Jeffery is an adonitist

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Adronitis

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

by yepydo April 10, 2013

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