n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

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Adontis

A very sexy black man usually very skinny but eats alot. Most Adontis’s have gay niggas named Michael as friends. They are also very very tall and super sexy

Adontis is so sexy we should be like Adontis

Adontis by True definitions9027373 November 25, 2021

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Adnimistrator

evil form of administrator, they troll the living shit out of the day-to-day running of something, be it a system, a business, etc. they are immune to the ban hammer.

used for men who cant be defined any other way. Notable Adnimistrators include Tite Kubo, Satan, and Bill O'Reily.

this troll has evolved to the highest form possible. HE'S A Adnimistrator!!!

Adnimistrator by weebeeman September 30, 2009

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anonitis

The disease that is carried via anons in a chat. Touching or being touched by anon will almost certainly give you anonitis.

anon1: *touches you*
Person1: EWWW. I have anonitis! ='(
Person2: *runs from anon and Person1*
Person3: Anonitis? LANMAO.

anonitis by Leanne and Dan March 25, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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