Amazonitis 

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

Amazonitis by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

Amazitistical

Amazing fantastic incredible

Something that is so good there's not one word good enough to describe it

that was amazitistical

Amazitistical by Rapisthippo July 7, 2011

amazonite 7xg

A legendary Steven Universe animator. Mostly active on youtube. Despite his young age, his animations are absolutely stunning.

Timothy: Steven universe animations are cringe.
Andrew: Well, not from Amazonite 7xg .
Timothy: Forgot about him, true!

amazonite 7xg by Theinterneter May 24, 2020

Amazitis 

The uncontrollable compulsion to look outside the front door to see if you have any packages from Amazon , even if you haven't ordered anything recently.

Honey , why do you keep looking out the front door? OK I admit it, I have a bad case of Amazitis and I can't help myself!

Amazitis by CRKAuthor November 6, 2017

aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016

Amazonification 

When Amazon changes a business dynamic, such as offering 2-day delivery, causing customer expectations to change for all other businesses.

Amazonification has come, We have to offer free 2 day shipping on our products now because that's what Amazon does!

Amazonification by TheMWZmailman August 22, 2019

amazoneisa 

Finding a package at your door and forgetting what it was you ordered.

Elliott was clearly experiencing a mild case of amazoneisa when he came home and found the package of plant seeds had had been delivered to his house.

amazoneisa by Ell-SGI April 14, 2021