Afrotitis 

n. (Aff-row-TIT-iss) The boobs of a man with a large collection of hair.

By golly! That man has a large amount of afrotitis on him!

Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

Afrotitis 

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs

Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!

Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

Afroditi 

Afroditi is the best girl you will ever meet. Kind, loving, beautifull, sexy, funny, sweeter than nutella and she is just Perfect. She hates lies and you are a fucking idiot if you break her heart because she can become the best woman and wife for you. If she loves you consider yourself the luckiest human alive. Always tell her she is perfect because she is and even if she doesnt belive you make sure you one day show it to her.

Person1: Afroditi you are perfect.
Afroditi: no i'm nooot.
Person1: You are for me.

Afroditi by #1410 June 9, 2018

Artitism 

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.

To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.

Artitism by SonRisa March 29, 2013

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

Afroditi 

A great person who believes in magic but has a great sense of humor. She can be random sometimes but still it's okay. May also have oppressive parents but she can find a way around it.

Look at Afroditi being slick by deceiving her parents.
She is so great, she is Afroditi!

Afroditi by TheGreatSpirit October 3, 2016

Afroitis 

It's symptoms include impaired vision, unavoidable lose of objects, sleepyheadedness and what may be perceived as laziness, but is actually Afroitis causing 'island-time-itis'. It's often associated with reggae, hip hop and blues. And often perceived as a 'gateway' to drug and substance abuse, although there is no scientific prof.

Damn...where is that comb?! Oh, it's stuck in my Afro...damn my Afroitis! Where did I put that bong?

Afroitis by Jenlouise July 27, 2010