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Afrotitis 

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs
Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!
Afrotitis by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

Afroditi 

Afroditi is the best girl you will ever meet. Kind, loving, beautifull, sexy, funny, sweeter than nutella and she is just Perfect. She hates lies and you are a fucking idiot if you break her heart because she can become the best woman and wife for you. If she loves you consider yourself the luckiest human alive. Always tell her she is perfect because she is and even if she doesnt belive you make sure you one day show it to her.
Person1: Afroditi you are perfect.
Afroditi: no i'm nooot.
Person1: You are for me.
Afroditi by #1410 June 9, 2018

Artitism 

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.
To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.
Artitism by SonRisa March 29, 2013

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.
You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?
Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

Afroditi 

A great person who believes in magic but has a great sense of humor. She can be random sometimes but still it's okay. May also have oppressive parents but she can find a way around it.
Look at Afroditi being slick by deceiving her parents.
She is so great, she is Afroditi!
Afroditi by TheGreatSpirit October 3, 2016

Afroitis 

It's symptoms include impaired vision, unavoidable lose of objects, sleepyheadedness and what may be perceived as laziness, but is actually Afroitis causing 'island-time-itis'. It's often associated with reggae, hip hop and blues. And often perceived as a 'gateway' to drug and substance abuse, although there is no scientific prof.
Damn...where is that comb?! Oh, it's stuck in my Afro...damn my Afroitis! Where did I put that bong?
Afroitis by Jenlouise July 27, 2010
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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