A'vonte
A'vonte is a fine boy that will fuck your bitch and will take your girlfriend but he a loyal fuck but also friendly
A'vonte by Mary james ann todd March 21, 2025
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Pull a Vontae Davis
Walking out on your team and retiring during halftime and not telling your teammates after getting beat so bad by your opponent.
Pull a Vontae Davis by Durtty Birdz September 18, 2018
pulling a Vontae
pulling a Vontae by Kraven251 September 17, 2018
Dropping a Vonnegut
Dropping a deuce; taking a shit.
Oh man that Thanksgiving dinner was awesome. Rube just dropped a vonnegut and I also need to.
I love dropping a vonnegut
I love dropping a vonnegut
Dropping a Vonnegut by RicardoYoel November 28, 2010
de’avonte
Is a kind sexy man who loves and respects his women and has been through some tough times but always has his friends to be there for him most girls have a secret crush on him but they don’t tell because a lot of women want him and he only wants them everybody looks at him as a player but not loyal
de’avonte by Jasmine1982 November 30, 2018
Avonte
A somewhat tall male. Great in bed with a nice sized penis. A very smart, talented, outgoing, and loyal person. Overall one of the greatest people you will meet. But can also be very nonchalant.
Avonte by Snappleappl3 October 28, 2013
Avonte
A somewhat tall male with an extremely microsocopic penis. Is also horrible in bed and usually has Gauneria. Suffers from penis shrinkage when with a woman. Usaually mistaken for a woman.
Avonte by buttmonkeyturdbeast March 3, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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