One of the best dark skinned person you will ever meet. He is funny, talented, energetic, sweet, and mostly responsible. If you ever meet a D'Vonte, you will never forget him. He is also one handsome cookie.
Usually A douche bag shithead who thinks he is a hardass for smoking cigarettes outside of malls. Drinks at parties and can only get poon from hammered girls, but sober, everyone finds him absolute trash. Has been known to fake his drunkenness. Usually hates any guy or girl that hates him, also known as his "HATERZ". Usually meaning girls who have been used or any guy who could beat him senseless.
Guy 1: Man did you see that guy all over sydney last night? She was trashed, and he had like 1 beer. Did you invite him?
Guy 2: Nah dude, that jerk was a ke'vonte.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*