Rube

A term used by used by carnies to describe an disgruntled outsider (usually a small town local) who is no longer fooled and has realized he is being scammed by a rigged game.
"I think this Rube is wise to us."
by TZer0 August 27, 2009
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The rube slammed his fist into the wall of his trailer as the Chiefs once again defeated the Chokeland Faders
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A person who unnecessarily complicates matters. An homage to Rube Goldberg, an early 20th century cartoonist who satirized such tendencies.
Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
by theflagshopisoutofstock August 11, 2010
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A person who is easily distracted by shiny objects, fire engines, or puppies. This refers to the famous pitcher Rube Waddell who was easily distracted during games.
That guy is such a Rube. He cant pay attention to anything.
by Rabitt Fat September 25, 2009
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A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")
"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"

"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"
by Jerry Berlin December 18, 2012
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A Rectangular Cuboid, Rectangular Prism or Rectangular Cube.
"I spend most of my day stuck in this rube"
by Brendan Rose January 06, 2010
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New wave of high fashion teens who are characterised by their fluro coloured clothing, usually printed with over-sized lettering, and high hair. Large bright coloured sunglasses are a must for the rube, as is a loud mouth and indentical friends.
Guy: Hey check out that rube!
Friend: HA! what a wanker..
by Jimbo Johnson March 19, 2008
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