A vince

A person who rejects his responsibilities; usually a dead-beat dad, with no conscience whatsoever.

Did you hear? Jenny's dad pulled a vince on her and her siblings. He never calls or shows up as promised.

by NaughtHaute September 30, 2016

pulling a vince

when one gets a girlfriend to leave him by cheating, or disrespecting in an unforgivable manner leaving the girl no choice but to end the relationship.

he was pulling a Vince when he fucked the stripper girl in his girl friends apartment and not denying it.

by dounets April 25, 2010

Pulled a Vince

Exaggerate; over dramatize; push something much further than it needs to be pushed in order to ensure drama surrounds you

Woman is walking through the mall in heels and trips slightly. She realizes people are watching and so she stumbles forward, bags get thrown everywhere, shoe comes off, she squeals, slides across the floor and rips her jacket. Person watching, "That was unnecessary. She pulled a Vince."

by SockeyeToMe June 2, 2019

pulling a vince

When one is in such a state of mental disarray, that it reaches the extreme where ones brain stops functioning completely. Can be defined as a self-inflicted stroke.

example: "when I was writing that Bio test, I was pulling a vince"

by stephnichs June 17, 2019

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

go for a Vincent

to go for a vincent actually means go take a piss.
the phrase comes from a Quentin Tarantino film PULP FICTION, in which the character named Vincent Vega (starring John Travolta), is always "oh so desperate" to use the bathroom facilities all the time.

Vincent: ...so not only i shot that guy in the face, i have a very bad luck walking out of the toilets... never consider to go for a Vincent, unless you expect something catastrophic to happen later...

by Justin-WN January 31, 2009

balls in a vice

Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.

They had his balls in a vice: either take the pay cut they were demanding from him, or be fired.

by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017