Grandma’s a chill guy 

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

Grandma’s a chill guy by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

Shoot a child 

Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.

Lil nas x : "shoot a child in your mouth while i'm ridin'"

Shoot a child by Hoxyto April 12, 2021

ur such a child I love it 

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

ur such a child I love it by predator101 May 31, 2023

Seeing through the eyes of a child 

More so a verb but credited as a noun,

Seeing through the eyes of a child is not only

the ability to remember childhood innocence and the atributes that retain themselves through ones youth into adulthood but, also, the natural (and in some cases) redeemed ability to use them toward ones own adulthood/society and to better understand, represent, and protect children from the dangers of the world that adults grow to understand through time.
Weather it be simple or complex, childhood memory and childhood experience play a key roll in adulthood and is credited in all corners of the world as a fundamental benefactor to societal prosperity.
Children are to not be corrupted by governments, agencies, politics, doctrines, or abuse of any kind.

(Poor parent says to a wealthy parent or viesversa):
Watching my son/daughter share their lunch with the classmate who didnt have much reminded me of when your son/daughter did the same for another child in need,,, they never asked for anything in return.. They treated them as human beings and equals!!

I have seen through the eyes of a child!
Today I will spread the same ideal to my loved ones and ones I do not know..

Seeing through the eyes of a child as defined:
Seeing/Acting Through the eyes of a child:
to see, believe, and act on a particular youthful perspective and to be encompassed by only your knowledge of your own youth compared to the youth witnessed around you and the hope of what you know the youth around you would appreciate as adults in the years to come with the ideal of presperity, honesty, civic duty, and guardianship.

Seeing through the eyes of a child by Thesingularstander August 6, 2020

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so 

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

A Shuffle child by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

sc.a.ry_child 

Amazingly hot person

Omg is that sc.a.ry_child :O

sc.a.ry_child by URMOM;] October 21, 2021