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if it's a chicken it ain't my cock 

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"
Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

that's a different bucket of chicken 

An expression used to explain two seemingly similar things that are actually two different things all together.

Fried chicken recipes are numerous, and almost common in all cultures, but quite unique from one another. KFC, a common chain globally dealing in fried chicken, buckets chicken.

Sometimes you want extra tasty crispy, but the bucket is actually original blend. You'd want to know that's a different bucket of chicken before diving in.

Using this same thought process, we can make an analogous comparison to other seemingly similar things that might actually be quite different entirely.
You like star wars right? You hear there's a new star trek movie coming out? I mean, yea, but that's a different bucket of chicken my man.

Balls deep in a chicken sandwich 

That sex I had last week was totally balls deep in a chicken sandwich.

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

popped a chicken strip 

a saying for any action you are doing
“hey john, what did ya do yesterday?”
“just popped a chicken strip, wby?”

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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