mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock 

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock by lp2323 July 19, 2014

that's a different bucket of chicken 

An expression used to explain two seemingly similar things that are actually two different things all together.

Fried chicken recipes are numerous, and almost common in all cultures, but quite unique from one another. KFC, a common chain globally dealing in fried chicken, buckets chicken.

Sometimes you want extra tasty crispy, but the bucket is actually original blend. You'd want to know that's a different bucket of chicken before diving in.

Using this same thought process, we can make an analogous comparison to other seemingly similar things that might actually be quite different entirely.

You like star wars right? You hear there's a new star trek movie coming out? I mean, yea, but that's a different bucket of chicken my man.

that's a different bucket of chicken by lotekness May 27, 2021

Balls deep in a chicken sandwich 

Totally awesome, super cool

That sex I had last week was totally balls deep in a chicken sandwich.

Balls deep in a chicken sandwich by suitup April 7, 2015

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

popped a chicken strip 

a saying for any action you are doing

“hey john, what did ya do yesterday?”
“just popped a chicken strip, wby?”

popped a chicken strip by static156 June 11, 2019

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019