A Tanner

The process of placing large items in a man’s butt. The objects are usually narrowed at each end, so the poop chute doesn’t slam shut. This process usually involves essential oils.

I gave my boyfriend a tanner for his Christmas present.

by Yankees235024 December 8, 2020

Pulling a Tanner

When a guy just can't keep his shirt on.

Wow we just walked into the party and Matt already has his shirt off....he's totally pulling a Tanner.

by pheesh4455 November 4, 2015

Pull a Tanner

When the bromance goes too far. For instance kissing your friend or slapping the ass without pants on. Also touching ... without consent. A non - accidental dick brush, or really that whole area, can also be included.

Woah man, it's not cool to pull a Tanner.

If you're going to pull a Tanner at least call no homo first!

by pirate wanker November 16, 2011

Pullin' a Tanner

When you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.

Friend: "Hey bro do you want to go to the mall?"
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."

by 9yearoldchainsmoker November 16, 2016

Worth A Tenner

Compliment: used by certain males to compliment or comment of a member of the opposite sex whom they are attracted to.

Background:
Originates from bets made by Melbourneian hisgh school students, seeing who would win the money by asking the said girl out, thus, shes worth winning a 'tenner' for.

1: Hey, She's worth a tenner, eh?
2: You're on man, earn it bro.

by cosmic404 September 13, 2004

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

peg ya for a tenner

when you want to “peg” some one and you need money at the same time so you peg ya for a tenner. However you could use more money like twenty or a fiver , that’s a bit cheap, or even if you’re feeling it £50

last night i pegged her for a tenner and it was GREAT

woah only a tenner

ill peg ya for a tenner

by kennedino February 7, 2019