A Schmidt 

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.

A Schmidt by Student 47 December 7, 2018

pulled a schmidt 

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

pulled a schmidt by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

taking a schmidt 

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

taking a schmidt by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”

Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.

Pull a Schmidt by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021

A Lucca Schmidt 

A guy who fuck and sucks so much pussy and even dick if he wants

Bro they new kid in town is such a lucca schmidt he fucked the principle last night

A Lucca Schmidt by YURRRSKEETBRABRAAYYY April 27, 2022

Schmidt On A Stick 

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

Schmidt On A Stick by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

To pull a Tom Schmitz 

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

To pull a Tom Schmitz by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018