Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!
by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
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Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.
Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.
by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010
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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.
We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.
by ###LL$*EI December 03, 2019
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schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.
by Duddda November 06, 2006
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schmitz

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
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by craig johansen October 21, 2008
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Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.
Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.
by Guts kun May 20, 2018
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