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A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

Schmitz by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

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schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

schmitz by Duddda November 6, 2006

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Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

Schmitz by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

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schmitz

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking

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schmitz by craig johansen October 21, 2008

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Schmitz

Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.

Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.

Schmitz by CutePenguin September 26, 2021

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Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

Joseph Schmitz by Guts kun May 20, 2018

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Erica Schmitz

Crusty lil rat who walks around and annoys you with every breath she takes.

Look at that crusty lil rat, is that Erica Schmitz.

Erica Schmitz by Vispoot101lot April 24, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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