Schmitz 

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

Schmitz by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

schmitz 

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

schmitz by Duddda November 6, 2006

Schmitz 

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

Schmitz by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

schmitz 

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking

schmitz

schmitz by craig johansen October 21, 2008

Schmitz 

Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.

Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.

Schmitz by CutePenguin September 26, 2021

Joseph Schmitz 

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

Joseph Schmitz by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Erica Schmitz 

Crusty lil rat who walks around and annoys you with every breath she takes.

Look at that crusty lil rat, is that Erica Schmitz.

Erica Schmitz by Vispoot101lot April 24, 2023