Definitions by ferdii6069

varicoceles 

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.

Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.

varicoceles by ferdii6069 July 5, 2016

squeak 

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

squeak by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016

canteen 

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

canteen by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

The Curve 

A system of grading school tests that's long since become the norm, doing away with the standard scoring of an 81 score making a C+, or 70 making a D-, and anything 69 and under an F. With "the curve," a person can have the highest score in the class, like a 65, and still get an A.

Good thing Teacher used "the curve": I got a 59, ,but I still got an A. Donnie got the lowest, a 14, so he got an F.

The Curve by ferdii6069 June 7, 2016

uptight 

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

uptight by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Wilson 

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

Wilson by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Atta baby 

What you say to your bowels after that loaf you've been trying to pinch for the last five days finally comes out.

Charlie had the damnedest time with his crappin' until his "atta baby" moment arrived.

Atta baby by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016