ferdii6069's definitions

Atta baby

What you say to your bowels after that loaf you've been trying to pinch for the last five days finally comes out.

Charlie had the damnedest time with his crappin' until his "atta baby" moment arrived.

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

varicoceles

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.

Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.

by ferdii6069 July 5, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016