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Does kyler have a small penis 

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

Does Kyler have a small penis 

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"
A Kyle is a young white man of low socio economic standing with a propensity to drink large quantities of Monster energy drink and do dumb shit like punch holes in walls.
Kyle: *Quits low paid job because boss "dissed him", drinks energy drink and punches hole in wall*
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"
A Kyle by Chodoboy200 July 23, 2019
A guy who enjoys monster energy and smashes drywall every second he can.
Dam is that a Kyle I hear

Must be smashing drywall and drinking monster
A Kyle by Cripkiller911 June 24, 2020

Pulling a Kyle 

When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.
Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much

Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go

Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle

Pulling A Kyle 

to pull a kyle, is to invite your friends to an event or gathering, and not show up yourself.
"hey sam, want to come play lost planet 2 on xbox live?"
"wow. that sounds funtacular. i will definitely play lost planet 2"
"ok. i will be on in 5 minutes"

*45 minutes later*

"kyle isn't here. figures. there he goes again, pulling a kyle."
Pulling A Kyle by Bob Need October 31, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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