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A Kyle is a young white man of low socio economic standing with a propensity to drink large quantities of Monster energy drink and do dumb shit like punch holes in walls.
Kyle: *Quits low paid job because boss "dissed him", drinks energy drink and punches hole in wall*
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"
by Chodoboy200 July 23, 2019
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004
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A guy who enjoys monster energy and smashes drywall every second he can.
Dam is that a Kyle I hear

Must be smashing drywall and drinking monster
by Cripkiller911 June 24, 2020
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The male counter part of a “Karen”.
A Kyle spent ten minutes berating the waiter because he brought the drink with house whiskey, not ten year scotch.

Kyle called the cops on his neighbor for being black and in his neighborhood.
by The5thNov June 17, 2020
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a piece of shit that doesn't have their life together. A kyle dates people just for the pleasure and doesn't really like them. a kyle likes to smack ass, grab titties, or lick clits when hungry. He attracts girls very quickly but then loses them.
My boyfriend was a kyle after I found out he dated me just for my ass.
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by dickshitarydictionary November 07, 2019
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Kyle is a way to describe a man (Or a way to call a man) who is favored by most and many women for obvious reason. How to spot a Kyle:
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
1: Oh my god, my boyfriend is such a buttcrack! I thought he was a Kyle!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
by polkapolkadottys March 31, 2009
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A person whom fucks men for money ; a man who drinks his own pee ; a man who livks cum from ones butt ;
Man, I cant believe you slurped the cum out of my butt !!! Your such a Kyle!!
by Depew April 26, 2020
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