A Kyle is a young white man of low socio economic standing with a propensity to drink large quantities of Monster energy drink and do dumb shit like punch holes in walls.
Kyle: *Quits low paid job because boss "dissed him", drinks energy drink and punches hole in wall*
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"
by Chodoboy200 July 23, 2019
by Cripkiller911 June 24, 2020
A Kyle spent ten minutes berating the waiter because he brought the drink with house whiskey, not ten year scotch.
Kyle called the cops on his neighbor for being black and in his neighborhood.
Kyle called the cops on his neighbor for being black and in his neighborhood.
by The5thNov June 17, 2020
Kyle is a way to describe a man (Or a way to call a man) who is favored by most and many women for obvious reason. How to spot a Kyle:
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
1: Oh my god, my boyfriend is such a buttcrack! I thought he was a Kyle!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
by polkapolkadottys April 1, 2009
A person whom fucks men for money ; a man who drinks his own pee ; a man who livks cum from ones butt ;
by Depew April 26, 2020
Kylee is a hot girl. She can be short . But don't tall guys like shorter girls? She gives out relationship advice when she's still single while her friends are all taken cause of her. She is a sporty shorty! She is a pretty girl who would be known to have her life already planned out. She is a cool person to hang out around. She often hinds her personality but puts out as much as she can handle. She doesn't put up with stupid people who argue with her. She is a loyal girlfriend and will always be a good supporter
by Whatupgirls June 2, 2016
Kylee is a wonderful girl. she doesn't smile much but when she does it makes you want too. she is normally short. she thinks she needs to lose weight but she doesn't. she doesn't want to be touched most of the time. but if she comes to you hug her and never let her go. she is a little curvy but not overweight. she is a very people oriented person. she lets people walk over her most of the time because she does not want any confrontation. she is a peace maker. of but don't make her made cause she has a older sister who will kill anyone that hurts her. She has been hurt many times in her life, but she never gives up. normally she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes, and when she looks at you just want to protect her always. don't lose her trust cause shell probably forgive you and take you back even if she shouldn't. she is love. she gets hurt easy but she loves hard. she's been hurt a lot in her life but she trying to keep moving forward. she probably has anxiety and depression(but who doesn't these days). don't let her go. if you push her too far she will let you go. she will probably still cry over you not being around any more. but she knows when shes better off without certain people. she doesn't like sharing her feeling with people cause she feels they will betray her or because she doesn't want to burden someone else with her problem. love her. cherish her. never hurt her. her big sister and brother will kill you if you do.
by Brokenheartedlittlegirl February 3, 2020