dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running

Hey bill did you dick ran today

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX March 26, 2018

Cock sock

A sock for your cock

Yes I have a cock sock

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX June 16, 2018

Pulling a Kyle

When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.

Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much

Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go

Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX April 04, 2018

Shaggot

A shy faggot

Hey joe your a shaggot

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX September 22, 2018

living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce

Hey bro I have fire anus

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018

Aero sexual

The sexuality where you only have sexual intercourse with airplanes

Hi my tommy, and I feel that I’m going to become aero sexual

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX June 16, 2018