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a jessie 

to sit on a woman's tits and thrust until you ejaculate on her hair & face
Chon: yo bubba i pulled a jessie on bridget last night
Bubba: oh damn lmao
a jessie by ChonVR December 27, 2011
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pulled a jessie 

When a younger or weaker person slaps an older or stronger person unexpectedly in the face
When my sister accused me of cheating in monopoly, I pulled a jessie and put her in her place
pulled a jessie by Tmores December 27, 2016

Pulling A Jessie 

When Someone Uses Drugs To Alter Their Performance
"I Can't Believe Barry Bonds Is Pulling A Jessie"

Pulling a Jessie 

When you decide to come in work late everyday and then come in at 2am and immediately quit.
Cameron “damn bro ima bout to pull a Jessie
Anthony “you too? I haven’t done shit all week.”
3 weeks later
Anthony “remember when Cameron was pulling a Jessie?
Pulling a Jessie by Cameron354 February 4, 2020

have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek
(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
have a jessie by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Doing a Jessie 

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.
Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!
Doing a Jessie by MeLukas December 25, 2022

Being a Jessie

When you insert yourself into a situation that probably had nothing to do with you and was already sorted out.
oh no olivia is being a jessie again
Being a Jessie by lovelyisland February 28, 2023
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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