kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
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humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety
Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers
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bill wobble dagger

Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)

(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!
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hiya

Taken from a "dave" person who used to say hiya to all and everyone in rather a shrill voice - the term then rolled round in that everyone would then say "hiya dave" to him mimicking his shrill voice

hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)

Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used
1(Adam) Help i've just just got my rubber stuck up my nose

(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?

2. hiya, you're such a retard!!
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whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
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just the billet

From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria

Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase

A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?

(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4

(Ali) just the billet!
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Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.
Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?
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