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An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
by ebuygum April 24, 2009
Get the whirly splat mug.The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.
The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the cashminster mug.(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her
(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the have a jessie mug.preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt
a mix of ooh and my = uma
a mix of ooh and my = uma
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the uma mug.Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.
Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the shittata mug.A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase
A statement of agreement!
Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase
A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?
(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4
(Ali) just the billet!
(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4
(Ali) just the billet!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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