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a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".
Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

Clipping a cigarette

Smoking most of a cigarette but saving the bit since you are too poor to afford more of them
Rob: I'm clipping a cigarette for later. Tim: Why? Rob: Cause i got no money to buy more.
Clipping a cigarette by Japajew September 11, 2010

smell a cigarette

Inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself.
Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."

Or

Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."

flapjack and a cigarette 

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker
"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

Your a cigarette! 

You seriously dont understand much, do you?
Can I bum a fag?
You're a fag!
No, fag means cigarrete!
You're a cigarrete!!

aim a cigarette 

To write for a large audience.
1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
aim a cigarette by Crftmghk September 27, 2021
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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