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It's all coming up roses 

1. (V.) A phrase meaning that everything is turning out okay. Usually used after you reveal that something really horrible happened, or as sarcasm.
1. "Got in a street fight, with the IRS, and I'm alright, took one to the chest, but I'm fine, It's all coming up roses." - Hedley

Kingman's Rose 

The gentlemanly act of pulling the penis out of the vagina prior to ejaculation and depositing the ejaculant into the males hand.
Oh, Carl was such a well mannered gentleman. He was thoughtful enough to do me the favor of a Kingman's Rose last night.

One thing you grandkids may not be aware of, your grandfather always treated me like a lady by finishing our lovemaking with a Kingman's Rose.

Jeez Mark! Look at the mess you made! Next time cum into your hand !
Kingman's Rose by Continental30 April 12, 2022

Grandma's Rose Garden 

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.
Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

Le Escritura De Girasol Is The Sunflower Deed's Rose Of Entrapment By ELiza Coupe 

Le Escritura De Girasol Is The Sunflower Deed's Rose Of Entrapment By ELiza Coupe
Le Escritura De Girasol Is The Sunflower Deed's Rose Of Entrapment By ELiza Coupe

Rose's water 

Used when you don't have anything else to say from this dictionary.
Man, is that the rose's water or what?
Rose's water by Sillyser October 20, 2012

The Rose's Shield 

The relentless over protection of a mother to her child
Steve: Robbie has been getting bullied a lot lately and his mom shows up to the school everyday.
Richie: I know that kids got The Rose's Shield!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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