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Zirconium Pants 

A slang term for very fancy and/or expensive pants.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.
Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!
Zirconium Pants by BaklavaMcFunny October 16, 2021

cubic zirconia 

Cubic zirconia (sometimes called simply 'cz') is the most popular diamond simulant in the world today. It is an oxide of the metallic element zirconium, ZrO². It has a hardness of about 8.5 on the Mohs hardness scale, as opposed to diamond, which is 10, sapphire/ruby which is 9, topaz which is 8, and so on. The refractive index of CZ is 2.42. It can be made in nearly any color and can be faceted into many cuts.

CZ occurs naturally but in pieces too small for jewelry purposes. It wasn't until the 1970s however when Soviet scientists learned how to grow this mineral in the laboratory, at which time jewelry designers first took notice of cubic zirconia. For the first few years it was on the market it was often sold for as much as $20 per carat (!!) and was only available in a few colors.

CZ is more dense than diamond -- it weighs more for its size than diamond does. Sapphire and ruby, both of which are the same gemstone, just different colors, are also more dense than diamond. CZ is about 75% heavier than diamond. As such, a CZ's size is referred to in carats usually in comparison to diamonds. CZs are more accurately measured in millimeters, referring to the width of the stone. A 6.5 mm cubic zirconia is equal in size to a one-carat diamond and actually weighs about 1.75 carats.

CZ isn't grown/created like any other imitation gemstone in the world, either. A high radio-frequency "skull crucible" system is used, in which the melting zirconia powder actually creates the sides of its own container during its formation. Cooling this extremely hot molten ore becomes the most crucial step in the entire process. A carefully programmed cooling procedure is required to form the flawless crystals -- metal pipes in a coil-shape with water running through them are used to cool down the material, in the center.
CZ is often spoken of negatively because it is a synthetic gemstone. It is durable, very bright, can be grown in a varity of colors and when well cut it is a very convincing diamond substitute.

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cubic zirconia by Ryan Thompson September 25, 2004
A smart handsome loving boy who would go out of his ways for a loved one he puts his girlfriend before all and he's perfect (he is a keeper ) once you have him you shouldn't lose him
Zyron is so sweet
zyron by Trikeana July 16, 2017

cubic zirconia 

Girlfriend: You know - diamonds are a girls best friend.
Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That diamond burned a hole in my wallet. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia.
cubic zirconia by Jbomb11 March 21, 2009
A liquor loving male with a large belly. Often at the center of drinking party or beer festival. His favorite liquor is Gin. He always ask his friends to go drinking and it frequently ends up in disaster
Hey, look at that guy over there, with that large belly and a bottle of Gin, I know a Zyrone when I see one.
Yeah!, no liquor can bring me down!, I'm a fucking Zyrone!.
Call me Zyrone cause I'm about to finish all these beers.
Zyrone by dobbyhasnomastr June 10, 2021

L Zercon 

Probably the biggest meme on CosmicPrisons
whenever something happend, everyone says L zercon no matter if its good or bad.
L Zercon no perm!
L Zercon by RyanTheBoss10 March 13, 2019