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Zielinski
Mountain Troll typically known for eating babies and small children. Recent research however has revealed that this is usually not the case but as human encroachment continues to demolish their hunting grounds at the base of mountains some have been taking advantage of the fact that defenseless babies are easy prey. During rutting season is the most dangerous time to be around a Zielinski as they become more territorial than usual and the males most often fight ferociously to impress the females. Often is the defeated male left with painful wounds which can sometimes be fatal.
Biologist-1: Look over there! those two Zielinski males are fighting for the mating rights of that female over on the hill!
Biologist-2: Oh my goodness the one just got his face smashed with a boulder. the blood is Everywhere!
Biologist-2: Oh my goodness the one just got his face smashed with a boulder. the blood is Everywhere!
Zielinski by Nick Zielinski August 12, 2012
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Zvieli • Zielinski • zielinsky • Zielisko • Zielińska • zwielie • Corey Zielinski • Lucas John Zielinski
Zielinski
Zielinski by mike zielinski May 13, 2007
Zielisko
The act of random blonde moments and constant forgetfulness. i.e. That guy totally just pulled a Zielisko.
zwielie
zwielie by Kaas123456789 January 9, 2018
zielinsky
My last name
Zielińska
My name is ___ Zielińska
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