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When a gay homo runs wild in the street while stripping butt naked

T-Man left the house to go zurking

Zurking by CosmicBatman November 10, 2016

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zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

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zarking

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

zarking by AlanH April 12, 2006

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Zorking

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

Zorking by Bupv July 21, 2017

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Zuking Off

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

Zuking Off by samnoacam January 23, 2011

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zuking

The act of playing way too much Farmville. In most cases, the person in question will exclaim in public, "I'm harvesting my raspberries!".

Julie has been zuking a lot lately. I think she has a serious Farmville addiction.

zuking by Portlygent July 31, 2011

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zorking

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.

zorking by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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