Zurking 

When a gay homo runs wild in the street while stripping butt naked

T-Man left the house to go zurking

Zurking by CosmicBatman November 10, 2016

zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

zarking 

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

zarking by AlanH April 12, 2006

Zorking 

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

Zorking by Bupv July 21, 2017

Zuking Off 

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

Zuking Off by samnoacam January 23, 2011

zuking 

The act of playing way too much Farmville. In most cases, the person in question will exclaim in public, "I'm harvesting my raspberries!".

Julie has been zuking a lot lately. I think she has a serious Farmville addiction.

zuking by Portlygent July 31, 2011

zorking 

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.

zorking by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017