Zlong

Terrible, messy, unthoughtful, dreadful, awful, without value

“Bro he was zlong at trying to learn that backflip”
“That movie was so zlong I wanted to get up and leave in the first 20 mins”

by Ljdubs June 16, 2019

Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023