Zlong

Terrible, messy, unthoughtful, dreadful, awful, without value

“Bro he was zlong at trying to learn that backflip”
“That movie was so zlong I wanted to get up and leave in the first 20 mins”

Zlong by Ljdubs June 16, 2019

Zlong Method 

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

Zlong Method by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

Zhongchi

this is a famous Genshin Impact ship that usually has Childe as the bottom we rarely see him as the top. Zhongli is mostly top for no reason the fandom probably likes it.

Random dude: hey do you ship Zhongchi?
me: yes.
Random dude: cool.

Zhongchi by sussynugget October 13, 2022

Zhong Xina 

(the arch-enemy of "The Wok," which is the former number one in the Top Social Credits)

Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦

Zhong Xina has beaten The Wok
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits

Zhong Xina by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022

Zhongli 

The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"

People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.

A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare

The Geo Archon's Arrival

Amen

Arianna: Dude, Zhongli's so hot!
Noelle: I know! I swear I'm gonna get him.

Zhongli by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020

Zhongli 

A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.

Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.

It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.

Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”

Zhongli by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021

zhongchi

very cool ship from genshin impact

person 1: hi i ship zhongchi
person 2: nice

zhongchi by zhongchi April 3, 2021