Zhonglix

a weird and intimidating bitch that is on thin ice (and is enjoying ofc after all it's zen) , is allergic to hedgehogs and masturbates in school but besides that they're actually a nice person

"ayo yk that dude Zhonglix?"
"oh you mean that dude that was cought masturbating in school? ofc ik him"

by pu pu April 28, 2021

Zhonglix

Scared me at first and made me never want to play coop again. Seems intimidating when you only interact through comment sections but will be nice if you won't annoy him. I think I annoyed him, anyways. Makes me consider breaking mutuals due to questionable/horny actions sometimes, the thin ice isn't melting yet. They still hold a big place in my heart and interactions can and will make you laugh.

Zhonglix will beat sense into your oblivious brain.
Yk that famous dude Zhonglix? YeAH.

by beepboph0e April 29, 2021

zhonglix

a weird but funny mutual. one of my faves, actually. still thinking abt the time he said something to me in a comment section and i thought abt it in class so i accidentally laughed out loud. other than that, they're really cool to talk to.

why is user zhonglix so confident?

i don't know, let's find out!

by strawsomething April 28, 2021

Zhonglix

Funniest mf ever. His dad is kinda hot ngl. MY best friend Zen <3 People say he's intimidating but they're allergic to Sonic so-
Called me handsome once LJIJUHijihu
Sent me a video earlier today calling me gay! I am
Got them with DN like 4 times KNHIU*UI
his tiktoks r questionable sometimes

fun to coop with on genshin P
COME SEE MY TEAPOT ZEN

"Zhonglix is my best friend :D"
"Did u know Zhonglix called my mother hot? Now you do."

by dilucragnvindrsbf May 2, 2021

Zhonglix

A weird but very cool mutual of mine. I love him and he is one of my favs. People simp over him which I can totally understand and I want to marry him. Also he does weird things but I'm cool with that. Because if we're honest everyone did something like that.

"Ayo you wanna marry someone one day?"

"Yes of course, I want to marry Zhonglix so bad"

by Kono's crocs April 29, 2021

Zhongli

The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"

People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.

A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare

The Geo Archon's Arrival

Amen

Arianna: Dude, Zhongli's so hot!
Noelle: I know! I swear I'm gonna get him.

by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020

Zhongli

A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.

Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.

It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.

Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”

by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021