The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
by Heh you thought huh nice try December 2, 2020
A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.
Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
by Zhongslilcumrag January 17, 2021
by zhonglishehe October 25, 2020
by YOURLOCALSIMP August 8, 2021
Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
by annialmaoo August 22, 2021
Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf
by yourfavoritechink May 10, 2021