this is a famous Genshin Impact ship that usually has Childe as the bottom we rarely see him as the top. Zhongli is mostly top for no reason the fandom probably likes it.
Random dude: hey do youship Zhongchi?
me: yes.
Random dude: cool.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.