Zendog

Rubbing a Zendog's balls is meant to being goodluck. It recently has been branded on MMORPGs as a noob thing to do.

At times like this, I really wish I had some Zendog balls to rub.

by Goodluck Guru November 16, 2009

Zendork

Cult minded hippy fuck grifters.
Based on Wulf Zendiks cult members who sell a street magazine all over the country.
Works for any new age wannabe eastern mindless preachers as well.

"Hey man you wanna see what that guys preaching over there?"
"Naw that guy looks like another zendork"

by Tabagon August 25, 2009

Zendom

Zendom

Zendom is the human condition of being zen (enlightened), within a persons inner spiritual state, relative to the practice of mindfulness.

by Emma Taner October 23, 2017

Zen Dog

An alcoholic beverage that one takes on-the-go.

She was running late for the party so to speed things up she made a Zen Dog and drank it on the way to Brad's house.

by Kingsly Punkin July 13, 2011

Zendor

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!

"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"

by Zendor January 27, 2009

Zendo

The ultimate workout chad.

You see that guy over there? that fucking fucker? Yeah he's a Zendo.

by Sloppppppppy November 5, 2020

zindog

An awkward tall stringbean Human. Often smells and is terrible at all sports.

Hates old people and is a terrible Lover

Student 1 "Ohh Dude what's that smell"

Student 2 "Thats Zindog"

by Fortitude987 December 9, 2014