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Zendom
Zendom is the human condition of being zen (enlightened), within a persons inner spiritual state, relative to the practice of mindfulness.
Zendom by Emma Taner October 23, 2017
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Cult minded hippy fuck grifters.
Based on Wulf Zendiks cult members who sell a street magazine all over the country.
Works for any new age wannabe eastern mindless preachers as well.
"Hey man you wanna see what that guys preaching over there?"
"Naw that guy looks like another zendork"
Zendork by Tabagon August 25, 2009
Rubbing a Zendog's balls is meant to being goodluck. It recently has been branded on MMORPGs as a noob thing to do.
At times like this, I really wish I had some Zendog balls to rub.
Zendog by Goodluck Guru November 16, 2009

minute-zenomen 

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group
those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen

zentomologist 

A gardener who enjoys and encourages insects in the garden in a meditative and zen-like way.

A portmanteau of "zen" and "entomologist" coined and popularized by the late Eugene Jackson of Berkeley, California, in the 1960s.
Karen never uses pesticides in the garden; instead she's an zentomologist.
zentomologist by kmcmac February 26, 2011
Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!
"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"
Zendor by Zendor January 27, 2009