Zendor

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!

"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"

by Zendor January 27, 2009

Zender Man

Zender Man is a troll that says the complete opposite of your insult. His real name is Oscar Ferguson and he loves using gayxchange

User: lol
Zender Man: not funny asshole

by hell000 July 5, 2018

Zendere

A Zendere is a person who simps over a character in their life named "Zen" or a with a name close to "Zen". They usually claim to be 'in-love' with said "Zen", without any backup proof.

The term first came from the popular song made by Not literally. The song was sadly unnamed and showed to an audience of 10k on Youtube for 4 hours before it disappeared.

There have been no copies as of February 2021

Person R: Omg I love zenny bae so much he's so hot!!
Person: A: Don't be such a Zendere!

by EmKnowsEverything:) February 28, 2021

Zendere

A zendere is a person who is a simp for someone who’s name is (or is similar to) zen. This zen could be a real or fake person and they are typically very hot. In most cases, the zendere’s name starts with the letter R. The first zendere was a simp for the zen from the dating game ‘mystic messenger’ as he is defined as ‘the best zenny of them all’.

Person R: zen is so hot!! I love him so much!
Person A: stop being such a zendere!

by gachimali February 28, 2021

To pull a Zendrei

Losing your family in gruesome ways and spending 10 years alone on an island before jumping off a cliff.

"I swear, if I fail one more exam I'm going to pull a Zendrei!"

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022

Zenior Week

Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.

It's June and a kid is pissing on himself in the beach parking lot at 4 PM. It must be Zenior Week.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.

JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.

by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009