Zendork

Cult minded hippy fuck grifters.
Based on Wulf Zendiks cult members who sell a street magazine all over the country.
Works for any new age wannabe eastern mindless preachers as well.

"Hey man you wanna see what that guys preaching over there?"
"Naw that guy looks like another zendork"

Zendork by Tabagon August 25, 2009

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Zendor

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!

"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"

Zendor by Zendor January 27, 2009

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Zeldork

A dumb dork who likes Zelda. Probably a closet weeb who looks dumb. Also probably gets called a nerd at school lmao yeah definitely. Zeldork definitely didn’t make this, yeah definitely.

Zeldork has lost her will to live.

Zeldork by NOT Zeldork September 1, 2020

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Zendorgilating

Orgasm into the air in Antarctica to create shapes or art

“Check out this zendorgilating feller”

Zendorgilating by CheeseRat11 May 3, 2024

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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